Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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