I cockslap morals
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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