you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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