I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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