Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I wear drunk well.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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