Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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