i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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