Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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