i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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