is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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