I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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