someone owes me an orgasm
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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