just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
operation have a gay friend backfired
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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