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i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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