So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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