Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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