i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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