hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
40s are totally the cure
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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