I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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