no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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