someone get that fucking seahorse.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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