We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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