we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
This baby is an asshole
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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