Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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