I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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