it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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