WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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