i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
if only i could text you this smell
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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