We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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