shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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