Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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