just tell him i said nine months
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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