and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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