in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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