my mouth tastes like poor choices
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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