so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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