i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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