I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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