would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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