I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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