i don't like sucking hair
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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