Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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