I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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