Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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