Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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