id be glad to
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize