Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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