Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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