I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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