did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Randomize
