I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he shaved USA in his pubs
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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