she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
as a side note pls kill me
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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