Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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