i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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