fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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