I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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