I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
this just has baby written all over it
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Can vaginas get frostbite?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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